Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Gym attire and the people who fuck it up

I'm at the gym right now and I've always wondered one thing:

What the hell is up with people that go to the gym?

Half of the people here dress like they are trying to win an award for the best dressed person at the gym and the other half dress like they are trying to win an award for the worst dressed person at the gym. I see these folks with these custom made $100 tank tops and $300 bright white air Jordan's running on dirty ass treadmills, ensuring that they'll be spending another $400 to replace them in a week. On the other hand, you got those weirdos who wear a business casual collared shirt, jeans, and dress shoes (DRESS SHOES!!!) while they are doing their reps on the pull-up bar and benches. Are they trying to make a statement? Are they trying to impress people? I don't see the logic because, first off, no one who's sane wants to talk to anyone they don't already know at the gym. It's fucking awkward and wastes time on what you're actually trying to do at the gym... Which is working out, in case you didn't know. And it's not like these people with the work clothes on just stumbled into a gym one day. They paid for a fucking membership. That's premeditated shit. They should know better. If I didn't have priors, I'd walk up and slap one of these folks upside the head. 

Dressing for the gym is the simplest thing ever. It is arguable the easiest thing to dress for next to picking up Doritos at a 7-11 at 1am. T-shirt(or jersey/wifebeater if you must show off your armpit fro to the populace), shorts or sweatpants, and some kind of athletic shoes you don't really care about. That's it. Simple. If you fuck that up, I worry about how your kids turn out.

In conclusion, as with most of my other world advice, don't be a dumbass. Also, don't hover over me waiting for me to be done witha weight machine when you see me just get on it 2 seconds ago. Either wait patiently like I had to, or do something else. Sheesh, these people...



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