Now that we have a fresh new year (2014 for those of you that lost count) to look forward to, it is very important to reflect on what we learned from the previous year and apply it to the future in order to not make the same dumb-ass mistakes we all made in '13 and keep climbing that treacherous hill of life with new-found strength.
So here's the 10 most important things I learned from 2013:
10. Unhappiness is a huge waste of time. Keep doing other crap instead and you'll avoid it.
9. It is very possible to kill people with kindness while, at the same time, not being a little sissy pussy bitch about it.
8. No one owes you shit and, even if they do, they will most likely not give it to you. Be your own person, work hard, be nice to everyone, and you'll get where you want to be.
7. The "bros" in "bros before hoes" can be females as well.
6. Miley Cyrus contributes absolutely nothing positive to society.
5. Discipline and empathy are the two most underrated and underused things ever.
4. Working out solves most problems.
3. Put the pussy on the chainwax. Always.
2. It's better to give than receive. This applies to both Christmas presents and sex.
1. Laughter really is the best medicine. Drink it in, mothafuckas!
Enjoy 2014 everyone! Cheers!
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