Hello peeps,
Let you in on two little know facts about myself: A) I'm a huge movie buff, and B) I'm a monsterous Batman freak (Ladies please, please try to keep your panties on). I also tend to be a snob when it comes to both of these subjects. I'm one of those assholes where if you ask me how I felt about I certain movie I begin my reply with "Well it started off strong, but once it hit that 3rd act blah blah blah, character archs, blah blah..." before going into a long-winded, grammatically incorrect, rant for about 15 minutes, of which you probably/hopefully tuned out after I said "3rd act". Discussion with me about Batman are similar except worse because then I start quoting lines from the freaking comic books like they're Bible scriptures (not to say that they aren't) to people that couldn't care less and have no idea who the hell Killer Moth even is (nor should they). So when the discussion of Batman movies is brought to my attention, I tend to be, to put it extra mildly, very opinionated.
Thursday, January 2, 2014
Dear modern day rappers
Dear modern day rappers,
Please stop taking older and more talented rappers' lyrics and throwing them into your songs in order to try to make yourself seem more clever than you actually are. It's lazy, annoying, and just ends up proving that you can't write for crap. Please stop. Now. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Karlton W. Hester
PS: Try to make some better beats that don't all sound like the same shit too. Cheers!
Please stop taking older and more talented rappers' lyrics and throwing them into your songs in order to try to make yourself seem more clever than you actually are. It's lazy, annoying, and just ends up proving that you can't write for crap. Please stop. Now. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Karlton W. Hester
PS: Try to make some better beats that don't all sound like the same shit too. Cheers!
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
The 10 Most Important Things I Learned from 2013
2013 is dead. Long live 2013!
Now that we have a fresh new year (2014 for those of you that lost count) to look forward to, it is very important to reflect on what we learned from the previous year and apply it to the future in order to not make the same dumb-ass mistakes we all made in '13 and keep climbing that treacherous hill of life with new-found strength.
So here's the 10 most important things I learned from 2013:
10. Unhappiness is a huge waste of time. Keep doing other crap instead and you'll avoid it.
9. It is very possible to kill people with kindness while, at the same time, not being a little sissy pussy bitch about it.
8. No one owes you shit and, even if they do, they will most likely not give it to you. Be your own person, work hard, be nice to everyone, and you'll get where you want to be.
7. The "bros" in "bros before hoes" can be females as well.
6. Miley Cyrus contributes absolutely nothing positive to society.
5. Discipline and empathy are the two most underrated and underused things ever.
4. Working out solves most problems.
3. Put the pussy on the chainwax. Always.
2. It's better to give than receive. This applies to both Christmas presents and sex.
1. Laughter really is the best medicine. Drink it in, mothafuckas!
Enjoy 2014 everyone! Cheers!
Now that we have a fresh new year (2014 for those of you that lost count) to look forward to, it is very important to reflect on what we learned from the previous year and apply it to the future in order to not make the same dumb-ass mistakes we all made in '13 and keep climbing that treacherous hill of life with new-found strength.
So here's the 10 most important things I learned from 2013:
10. Unhappiness is a huge waste of time. Keep doing other crap instead and you'll avoid it.
9. It is very possible to kill people with kindness while, at the same time, not being a little sissy pussy bitch about it.
8. No one owes you shit and, even if they do, they will most likely not give it to you. Be your own person, work hard, be nice to everyone, and you'll get where you want to be.
7. The "bros" in "bros before hoes" can be females as well.
6. Miley Cyrus contributes absolutely nothing positive to society.
5. Discipline and empathy are the two most underrated and underused things ever.
4. Working out solves most problems.
3. Put the pussy on the chainwax. Always.
2. It's better to give than receive. This applies to both Christmas presents and sex.
1. Laughter really is the best medicine. Drink it in, mothafuckas!
Enjoy 2014 everyone! Cheers!
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